Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Psychic Powers


Recently C got engaged. Mom called K to talk about the exciting news and the first words K heard through the phone were: "Oh I knew!". K couldn't hold back her laughter since there was no way mom knew ahead of time. Mom was offended and shot back (in all seriousness), "I hope you also get psychic powers in your old age!".
Here is how we'll make our millions...exploiting her psychic powers. Over the holidays I'm going to ask her to look into her crystal ball and tell me what my next career will be.
Every major event in our lives has been met with the response "Oh I knew". K's promotions, raises, pregnancy...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

My shoulder hurts...

So I got a call last night from mom that went like this:
"My shoulder hurts so I was wondering if you could find out what time Old Navy opens tomorrow"

(How are those things related? She called me...couldn't she have just called Old Navy instead of calling me?...) So I look up online what time Old Navy opens and she says:

"No, that's not right. When they have sales, they open earlier."

Ok...