Sunday, January 3, 2010
Creepy
To K's husband: "You look thinner...from behind." (later..) "You're skinnier. I can tell in your legs."
To D's bf: "I mean, you just have such a nice complexion."
Brrr...Its Winter
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Psychic Powers
Recently C got engaged. Mom called K to talk about the exciting news and the first words K heard through the phone were: "Oh I knew!". K couldn't hold back her laughter since there was no way mom knew ahead of time. Mom was offended and shot back (in all seriousness), "I hope you also get psychic powers in your old age!".
Here is how we'll make our millions...exploiting her psychic powers. Over the holidays I'm going to ask her to look into her crystal ball and tell me what my next career will be.
Every major event in our lives has been met with the response "Oh I knew". K's promotions, raises, pregnancy...
Saturday, December 12, 2009
My shoulder hurts...
"My shoulder hurts so I was wondering if you could find out what time Old Navy opens tomorrow"
(How are those things related? She called me...couldn't she have just called Old Navy instead of calling me?...) So I look up online what time Old Navy opens and she says:
"No, that's not right. When they have sales, they open earlier."
Ok...
Monday, November 23, 2009
Alaska
Mom really wanted to go rafting while we were in Alaska a few years ago. We ended up on the Six Mile River...not an easy float down the glacier waters of Alaska.
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Car Remote
I said: what about using the key to get in the car.
She replied: "Oh. I didn't know you could do that. Let me go try that..."
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Meat
So mom called this morning to find out if we wanted to meet for dinner at The Patio tonight. Then when I called her back to ask her what time and to say my husband might not be there because of his class she said:
mom: where do you want to go?
K: I thought you said The Patio?
mom: oh, I thought since your husband's not coming we could go somewhere else.
WTF. Like she only picked the Patio because he was coming? And now that it’s just us women folk we can go somewhere else???
The meat thing - It reminded me of that time when we got back from the park and she asked my father in law what kind of sandwich he wanted and he said he would make his own and mom said: don’t worry us women folk will take care of it. And then she turned to me and said, "K, make his sandwich".